Comically hindering the unfounded aspirations and claims of jackass Englishman David “The Hayemaker” Haye, WBC heavyweight titlist “Dr. Iron Fist” Vitali Klitschko and his UDAR (Punch) party won 15% of the Ukrainian parliamentary electoral votes to finish in third place on Sunday.
The 41-year-old Klitschko (45-2, 41 KOs), a former mayoral candidate, who is 15-2 in world title fights, has watched UDAR dramatically ascend from a fringe party into a political heavyweight in his native Ukraine.
Haye (26-2, 24 KOs), an arrogant and unhinged degenerate who was reinstated to scrap by the WBC in August, swore earlier this month that Klitschko agreed to clash at a time and venue to be determined in 2013.
The future of “Dr. Iron Fist,” who was sprayed with tear gas and suffered a gash on his right hand while protesting a Russian language bill on July 3 in Kiev, is now entirely unknown.
The 32-year-old Haye returned from “retirement” in July and earned an exciting fifth round TKO triumph over Dereck “Del Boy” Chisora at the Boleyn Ground in West Ham, London.
Conversely, Klitschko, who has never been floored and is the owner of the second-highest heavyweight knockout percentage in history (87.76%), embarrassed “Diamond Boy” Manuel Charr while waltzing to a fourth round TKO victory on September 8 in front of 30,000 spectators at Olympisky Sport Hall in Moscow, Russia.
In contrast to Haye’s fabrications, “Dr. Iron Fist,” who has not been defeated since Lennox Lewis escaped with an extremely controversial sixth round TKO win in June 2003, has long been emphatic that all career decisions would be postponed until after the elections.
Fortunately for Haye, a past cruiserweight champ who prior to battling Chisora (15-4, 9 KOs) hadn’t fought since a pathetically pink showing against Vitali’s younger brother, Wladimir, in July 2011, the WBO may reportedly install him as a mandatory challenger.
Hence, the mediocre bloke may receive an undeserved rematch against the legendary Wladimir (58-3, 50 KOs) at some point next year.
Roger “Pit” Perron is a venerable boxing trainer from Brockton (Mass.) who now works with Mike and Rich Cappiello at their gym, Cappiello Brothers Boxing and Training.
Perron is confident that either Klitschko would manhandle the mouthy Haye.
“Haye’s in over his head against the Klitschko’s,” said Perron, 76, who worked with International Boxing Hall of Famer Marvelous Marvin Hagler. “He can’t mess with those monsters. Nobody can mess with either Klitschko.”
David Haye will undoubtedly rue goading Wladimir and Vitali Klitschko into throwing fists.