So I started writing this way back when New York Comic Con was ahappening. Obviously this article is no longer relevant. But I am still going to finish writing it and publish it. Why?
If you have to ask, you have obviously never met me.
How to have the best New-York-Comic-Con experience ever: New York Comic Con can be hectic like a giant pinata stuffed with pinatas stuffed with frozen shots of whiskey. It can overwhelm like a metaphor with way too many allusions to Russian satires. It can feel endless like an introduction to a post that just wont quit.
Luckily for you, I know how to have an amazing time at New York Comic Con, and I am willing to share some of my wisdom with you.
1. Push blood from your heart to the rest of your body. Blood flowing through your veins is awesome. It is like giving your entire body an erection.
2. keep your eyes open. Daredevil is cool and all that. However seeing things at New York Comic Con is better than not seeing things.
3. Be Jon Hamm.
4. Be Jon Hamm with a monocle.