Theres definetly a need for a “Celebrity” scandal award of 2012, heres just a few in no particular order.
1. “Arnold Schwarzenegger”, for not having the self restaint necessary to keep from not only having erotic thoughts about his chubby unattractive mexican housekeeper, Mildred “Pattycakes” Baena , but to follow thru and shtoop her in the bed he shares with is wife, Maria, thats very tacky. Yikes Arnold, theres other ways of turning down a bed, now in an effort to get to know his former maid’s son Joseph, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been secretly spending time with the 13-year-old boy, giving him gifts like a “Terminator” talking doll, and a “Conan” lunchbox. since the scandal broke, mother and her son immediately went into hiding, but within the last few weeks, Baena and the boy visited Schwarzenegger at his home in Brentwood. Hey, after all that mansion doesn’t clean itself, besides he doesn’t want to waste that Viagra buzz.
2. Then theres “Lindsay Lohan”, from mishaps like falling out of her “Liz Taylor” sundress on her soundstage, to snatching borrowed jewlery, to DUI infractions, most recently, LiLo, ran her sports car into the back of an 18-wheeler, while driving down the Pacific Coast Highway recently. and it gets better the car wasn’t hers, ita true, it was a rental. The car is totaled, both Lindsay and her assistant, a passenger, walked away from the accident without life-threatening injuries. Word is that this accident wasn’t even LiLo’s fault; she’s claiming the truck cut her off. Ah ya, a Freaky Friday, indeed!
3. Ok, getting an A for effort, Actress “Amanda Bynes” was arrested recently on a misdemeanor DUI in April, charge after getting into a minor fender-bender. The incident occurred at 3 a.m, when the 26-year-old, driving a black BMW, allegedly tried to pass and subsequently collided with the right rear panel of a L.A. County Sheriff cruiser. It gets bettter, last month “Amanda Bynes” was involved in yet another car accident while driving in the San Fernando Valley at night, when a car rear-ended her BMW rental she was driving because her Beemer is in the body shop. The driver of the other car claims Amanda made a reckless maneuver that triggered the collision. Cops showed up but no one was ticketed. In the last 6 months, Amanda has been arrested for DUI, and accused of 3 hit-and-runs. Cops also say she skipped out on them last March when they were writing her up for driving while yakking on her cell phone.
4. Then theres that home wrecker, “Kristen Stewart” and her cheating scandal, breaking the hearts of all the Twilight tween fans, who’s parents are probably aren’t going to drive their little darlings to see Breaking Dawn Pt.2. To see trampy KStew, and have quietly peeled those Twilight posters off their little darlings bedroom walls. Of the”Snow White and the Huntsman” actress Kristen Stewart who is reportedly furious that she’s taking all the heat for her affair with married director Rupert Sanders,who feels that Sanders, 41, was in a position of seducer over her, and is married with two children, so presumably he should be taking more flack.
“Robert Pattinson”whom she was living with, is the real victim. But Kristen Stewart is incensed that she’s being called the big cheater. Which everybody wouldn’t be saying if they hadn’t gotten caught. She even issued a public apology to boyfriend Robert Pattinson, which read, She was deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment she caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in her life, the person whom she loves and respect the most, Rob. claiming she was so sorry.” Yeah that she got caught, while she enjoyed her fettish with an older married guy, once Robbie boy wrecked their bedroom set, during their last sex romp, their attraction peaked, after all how can you top that?
5. And saving the best scandal for last, that British cheeky monkey, Prince Harry, Who let his hair down along with everything else, parting in Las Vegas. And of course his gal pals had their iphones flashing eventually very published photos showing the playboy prince cavorting naked around a pool table using his royal member as a pool stick. And obviously the women enjoyed paricipating in a friendly game of English strip billiards. Harry and his pals including olympian, Ryan Lohchte. And a bevy of beauties were invited up to his VIP suite at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino. Kicking off the round of strip pool and from the photogs, everyone lost. In Harry’s defense, he’s back on the military front and we all wish him well. You go Harry!
But hey 2012 is still young, and with our celebs, who can guess whats next?